Hermione/Crouch/Winky/etc.

cindysphynx cindysphynx at home.com
Fri Dec 14 20:27:28 UTC 2001


> Pippin wrote?:
> 
> > > 7. Hermione embarks on a long and dangerous quest to restore 
> > > her true love Barty Crouch Jr.'s soul 
> 
> David continued:
>  
> > ...which involves her in the supreme sacrifice of kissing the 
> > Dementor to get him back.  Barty thanks Hermione as, inside the 
> > Dementor, he had despaired of ever getting back with Winky, who 
is 
> at 
> > last able to explain the true story of her grief.
> > 
> > In a fit of pique, Hermione...
> 

Amy supplied:

> ...runs off with the Dementor, having been knocked to her knees by 
> the passion of its kiss.  Little does she know that her revenge 
upon 
> faithless love Barty has also wounded the heart of one who has 
loved 
> her silently from afar for lo these many months...
> 
> Pigwidgeon!
> 
> Despairing that Hermione will ever see him as more than an 
> occasionally useful sentient projectile, he takes a page from his 
> love's book and founds an organization for sufferers of 
interspecies 
> affection.
> 
> But at the very first meeting, something happens that surprises 
> everyone...
> 


. . . suddenly, Hermione gazed into the distance, fondly remembering 
her first thrilling enounter with Mad-Eye.  A breathless stolen 
moment in Filch's broom closet.  Mad-Eye held her close, his blue eye 
pulsating, undulating, swiveling around to make sure no one was about 
to burst through the door.  

"Oh, Alastor, you're the only man for me now that I am of legal age 
in Britain," she panted.

"Granger," he breathed.  "How I have waited for this day.  My deepest 
wish is to undress you with my eye."

Words failed her.  She reached up and brushed his long mane of 
grizzled, dark gray hair out of his good eye.

There was a faint *pop* and Winky, kicking a mop bucket aside,  
lunged at them. . . . 

****

Cindy (agreeing with Amy that writing fanfic may make a nice hobby)






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