LOTR tonight

[Rachel Bray]

I'm seeing Lord of the Rings tonight at midnight with a 
bunch of my snobby little Tolkien fanatic friends (who said 
"Yes, Harry Potter is...worthwhile, I suppose").  

I'm thinking about wearing my Gryffindor Seeker jersey, 
just to annoy them.  :-)  Perhaps accidentally calling 
Gandalf "Dumbledore"....Frodo "Harry"....Gollum "Dobby".

Good thing I'm driving or else I'd probably be left behind 
by the end of the night.

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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Adult Ralphie: Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the 
right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle.

Young Ralphie: Flick says he saw some grizzly bears 
near Polaski's candy store!

Adult Ralphie: They looked at me as if I had lobsters 
crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminent 
danger of overplaying my hand.
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Happy Holidays!