Filk: "Orlando": (LOTR, slashy, R-rated)

[macloudt]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., John Walton <john at w...> wrote:
> WARNING FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED: This is somewhat crude and lewd and 
smutty.
> If that is going to Warp Your Mind and Turn You To Satan, you might 
want to
> go burn a couple more Harry Potter books and stop reading now.
> 
> 
> 
> Still here? ::wink:: Excellent. Enjoy.
> 

<snip stuff that my old convent school didn't have in its curriculum>

:::::snort:::::  I've not yet read the LOTR books or seen the movie, 
John, but now, thanks to you, I won't be able to do either without a 
smirk on my face of which 'ol Reverend Mother would most certainly 
disapprove.  Thanks a lot :)

Mary Ann
(off to lurk in a corner to grow horns and cackle evilly)