Ebony's Adventures in Wonderland/Neil Through The Looking Glass

[Amy Z]

>For whitening clothes, you
> could try Glo-White, which resembles large teabags 

Those English use tea for everything.

Amy Z
who likes her tea so weak even by U.S. standards that she would 
absolutely disgust any Brit who tried to make her a cuppa

P.S.  Ebony, I almost died laughing at your description of your plug 
collection.  What's next, batteries?