ADMIN: How to fight a troll

[Amy Z]

Amy Elf tremblingly steps into the vacated DADA position, picks up a piece 
of chalk, and says:

There are three simple steps to fighting a troll, class.  However, they 
require will power and presence of mind.

1.  Ignore it
2.  Ignore it
3.  Ignore it.

Many witches and wizards find it helpful to take several deep breaths and 
chant the catchy little incantation,

"Bigots feed on hate like junkies feed on drugs.
Without it they shrivel like salted slugs."

(This works well with pompoms, by the way.  Try it out at your next match 
against Slytherin!)

Your magical moderators may take a few hours to notice the presence of a 
troll and perform the Banning Charm.  In the meantime, please do not feed 
the troll.

Amy Z
hastily offering her resignation before the DADA jinx can catch up with her
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