[HPFGU-OTChatter] ADMIN: How to fight a troll

[Saitaina]

Aw pouts.  I was just starting to like you as DADA professor! :)  Lovely
lesson dear.

Saitaina
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Z <aiz24 at hotmail.com>
To: <HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com>; <HPfGU-OTchatter at yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 5:25 PM
Subject: [HPFGU-OTChatter] ADMIN: How to fight a troll


> Amy Elf tremblingly steps into the vacated DADA position, picks up a piece
> of chalk, and says:
>
> There are three simple steps to fighting a troll, class.  However, they
> require will power and presence of mind.
>
> 1.  Ignore it
> 2.  Ignore it
> 3.  Ignore it.
>
> Many witches and wizards find it helpful to take several deep breaths and
> chant the catchy little incantation,
>
> "Bigots feed on hate like junkies feed on drugs.
> Without it they shrivel like salted slugs."
>
> (This works well with pompoms, by the way.  Try it out at your next match
> against Slytherin!)
>
> Your magical moderators may take a few hours to notice the presence of a
> troll and perform the Banning Charm.  In the meantime, please do not feed
> the troll.
>
> Amy Z
> hastily offering her resignation before the DADA jinx can catch up with
her
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