Tom Swifites

[Amy Z]

Jim wrote:

<many hilarious things snipped>

>                              Yours Retentively, etc.
> 
>                              Anal P. Lardbhottom
>                              Department of Canonical Swifties


ROFL!

I'm of the Broad Church view, in which both verb and adverb are 
acceptable in the Lord's sight as canonical Swifties.

Carry on, MC, and don't let the Lardbottoms get you down!  Everyone 
knows Bagman's the only Ministry wizard with a Knut's worth of humor.

Amy Z