[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: "Tom Swifties" (a few more)

John Walton john at walton.to
Tue Mar 6 22:50:51 UTC 2001


Hope these aren't repeats...

"I've read ALL the Harry Potter books," said John literally.

"I really do like Celine Dion," said John, dragging out a dress.

"I'm so happy! Harry and Draco are getting married!" Ron gaily cried.

"What's this piece of wood up my nose?" the Troll asked snottily.

"A Pensieve, Harry, analyses one particular point in time," said Dumbledore,
momentously.

"I think I tried one too many Cheering Charms," Hermione said ODiously.

::racks brains::

--John

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John Walton                 john at walton.to

"Con-ser-va-tive, n. A statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as
distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others."
--Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary", 1842-c.1914

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