"Tom Swifties" (a few more)

[Doreen Rich]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., John Walton <john at w...> wrote:
> Oh dear...see John's brain leak out through the ears...

And a few from the Iowa faction:


"This is the girls bathroom!" shouted Moaning Myrtle loo sely.

"Vernon, dear, it's teatime," Petunia said cozily.

"Oh, dear! However will I keep an eye on the neighbors from this tiny 
island?" Petunia asked defenselessly.

"You're a parselmouth!" yelled Ron hysterically.

"I set a boa constrictor free," explained Harry, zoologically.

Forgive me for this one... 

"He is the headmaster at Hogwarts," Hagrid explained dumbly, but 
adorably.

"It's not as though I really wanted to join the hunt," said Nearly 
Headless Nick, sinuously.

"Gryffindor!" shouted the Sorting Hat, decidedly.

"New students," said the Fat Friar, reverently.

"No, Mr. Olivander, I don't use the pieces," Hagrid replied wantonly.

Doreen_Iowa