Double-Tom Swifties

[tanwo at hotmail.com]

Anybody fancy doing double-Tom Swifties? I define these as two 
sentences, back-to-back, each a Swiftie in itself, and each sentence 
somehow linked to the other. Here are my initial feeble efforts. Your 
thoughts and comments appreciated ...


"I'd like to work at Azkaban," Goyle said dementedly.
"Me too - and I'm smarter than Goyle" said Crabbe thickly.

"He will always be poor" drawled Draco richly.
"But I love him" croaked Hermione, wheezingly.       (hmm ...)


Wotan   :o)