Double-Tom Swifties

[Caius Marcius]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., tanwo at h... wrote:
> Anybody fancy doing double-Tom Swifties? I define these as two 
> sentences, back-to-back, each a Swiftie in itself, and each 
sentence 
> somehow linked to the other. 

"What happening to Fawkes?" cried Harry ashenly. "That's just natural 
with a Phoenix," replied Dumbledore fierily.

"Did you hear about Lupin's decision?" asked Ron resignedly. "And 
just when he was going to teach us how to stop Boggarts from changing 
their shape," sighed Harry shiftlessly.

  - CMC