How I almost won the merch prize...

[nlpnt at yahoo.com]

 Last summer, I was driving through Barre, Vermont when I saw a Ford 
Anglia...with a "For Sale" sign! It was (awful, peeling) black with 
ALL windows black-tinted, including the windshield (highly illegal), 
but from what I could see, it was solid enough.
 Unfortunately, it was locked up tighter than a drum, as was the shop 
it was parked outside ("Wild Auto Electric Shop"), and there was no 
contact number in sight.


Oh, well.