Swifties!

[foxmoth at qnet.com]

At the faculty/alumni luncheon:
"I haven't eaten in over 500 years, " said Nick tastelessly.
"I'm very fond of Harry," Myrtle said, flushing.
"I don't care for toilet humor, " said Sir Patrick headlessly.
"Care for some tripe?" asked Minerva cattily.
"Certainly, it's so savory,"said Trelawney sibilantly
"I prefer stuffing," said Dumbledore sagely,
"The future looks grim," said Sirius blackly.
"Not like the good old days," said Lupin moonily.
"Several students have missed their exams," said Snape detestably.
"There's birds nesting in the chimneys," said Filch, changing the 
subject swiftly.