Stop me before I post again! (SWIFTIES)

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"The Post Office comes under the Department for the Regulation and 
Control of Magical Creatures," said Hermione owlishly.

"Oddly enough, the emblem of our House is an eagle," said Flitwick 
ravenously.

"Tom Swifties are for the birds," said Malfoy cockily.

"Go Lions!" yelled the Gryffindors uproariously.

"Finish repotting those mandrakes by the end of the period and be sure 
to return your earmuffs," said Professor Sprout badgeringly.

"I'b got a horrible code id by dose," said Sirius snuffily.

"You've failed your exam, Longbottom," said Snape impassively.

"Draco looks really hot in leather," said Hermione uncanonically.