Stop me before I post again! (SWIFTIES)

[Jim Flanagan]

Oh yeah?  Two can play that game:

"These leather pants are really too warm to wear this time of year," 
Draco said summerily. "I think that I can help you out," said Fleur, 
expansively. 

"There will be no class today," said Snape, impotently. 

"Oh, no! King Steve is attacking and we have no weapons!" Cassandra 
said, non-canonically.

"The school owls live up in that tower," Ron said, aeriely.

"Sorry, we only have Coke," Madam Rosmerta said, dyspeptically.

"Draco, those dragon-skin pants will protect you from any kind of 
attack, except one," Ginnie said, selflessly.

-Jim.