Weird Fanfic reviews...

[Scott]

Yes I am still sick. Anyway I'm planning to catch up on fanfic, 
writing and reading, this afternoon. 

I was on Fanficton.net and looking over my pitiful one chapter of "A 
Harry Story" when I noticed a very negative review.

"get a life man.......harry luvs the wizarding world and wldnt give 
it up 4 anything.......aniwae, ur story really sux....u read mine 
remember and u said it sucked......while 8 other people luved 
it......aniwae.......u ugly (i saw ur pic by the way)(y the beatles 
look?) juz wanna say dont write animore 4 the sake of humanity and 
sanity"

--Not very nice, eh? What I couldn't figure out was why this person 
said that I gave their story a bad review, owing to the fact I'd 
never read it. The only thing I could do was actually read it, which 
I did. While it's not very good, one paragraph a chapter, it 
certainly didn't garner the review which was given under my alias, 
Paperback Writer, but that I DID NOT write.
 

"hi. yea, i am one of those few gifted people who know how to read, 
and write, and spell. but, althought you obviously went to a store, 
saw a book called "harry potter" and decided to write about it 
without reading it, it is clear you have no talent whatsoever. what 
the hell is wrong with you?? gee, i wonder, maybe the fact that you 
have no idea what you are talking about!!! you should never pick up a 
pen, or keyboard again, because you continue to bore me with your 
horrible writing skills. oh, did i say skills? i meant stupid idiotic 
intuition that said "hey, why don't we continue to act like a faggot, 
and bore those innocent people who care if there is an idiot out 
there like me." you are a stupid, egomaniac whos penitrating ego rays 
peirce the earth like knives. oh, and by the way, j.k. rowling would 
be dissgraced over that piece of crap you call a story!!! get a life 
you friggen fag!"

--Has anyone else had this happen to them? I'm ashamed that someone 
thought I wrote this flame.

Scott