Weird Fanfic reviews...

[Milz]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Scott" <insanus_scottus at y...> wrote:
> Yes I am still sick. Anyway I'm planning to catch up on fanfic, 
> writing and reading, this afternoon. 
> 
> I was on Fanficton.net and looking over my pitiful one chapter of "A 
> Harry Story" when I noticed a very negative review.
> 
> "get a life man.......harry luvs the wizarding world and wldnt give 
> it up 4 anything.......aniwae, ur story really sux....u read mine 
> remember and u said it sucked......while 8 other people luved 
> it......aniwae.......u ugly (i saw ur pic by the way)(y the beatles 
> look?) juz wanna say dont write animore 4 the sake of humanity and 
> sanity"
> 
> --Not very nice, eh? What I couldn't figure out was why this person 
> said that I gave their story a bad review, owing to the fact I'd 
> never read it. The only thing I could do was actually read it, which 
> I did. While it's not very good, one paragraph a chapter, it 
> certainly didn't garner the review which was given under my alias, 
> Paperback Writer, but that I DID NOT write.
>  
> 
> "hi. yea, i am one of those few gifted people who know how to read, 
> and write, and spell. but, althought you obviously went to a store, 
> saw a book called "harry potter" and decided to write about it 
> without reading it, it is clear you have no talent whatsoever. what 
> the hell is wrong with you?? gee, i wonder, maybe the fact that you 
> have no idea what you are talking about!!! you should never pick up 
a 
> pen, or keyboard again, because you continue to bore me with your 
> horrible writing skills. oh, did i say skills? i meant stupid 
idiotic 
> intuition that said "hey, why don't we continue to act like a 
faggot, 
> and bore those innocent people who care if there is an idiot out 
> there like me." you are a stupid, egomaniac whos penitrating ego 
rays 
> peirce the earth like knives. oh, and by the way, j.k. rowling would 
> be dissgraced over that piece of crap you call a story!!! get a life 
> you friggen fag!"
> 
> --Has anyone else had this happen to them? I'm ashamed that someone 
> thought I wrote this flame.
> 
> Scott

Ummm..I'm still deciphering the first "review", if "u no what i 
mean, aniwae". 

I don't read fanfiction so I haven't ventured to that website. If 
there anyway to remove "reviews" like that...even by virtue of the 
lack of punctuation and spelling? Another thought would be to figure 
out what the first reviewer wrote and who gave it the poor review. 
Then you could probably demand that that person write an apology 
review.

Milz