baseball

[Joywitch M. Curmudgeon]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Amy Z" <aiz24 at h...> wrote:
> At the risk of starting a flame war that will require us to add 
> baseball to banned subjects:  the Yankees are fizzling this year 
> because their deal with the Dark Lord finally reached its 
expiration 
> date.  As someone once famously said, "Rooting for the Yankees is 
like 
> rooting for Walden Macnair."

Hah!  My pitching potion worked!  (as anyone who watched tonight's 
game knows)  The Yankees are still alive, at least until tomorrow.

> You get a special dispensation for being a native New Yorker, but 
now 
> that you've relocated you are instructed to cheer for a nice 
wholesome 
> team like the Orioles.  The MOM is watching you.

I HAVE been cheering for the Orioles.  I even go to Camden Yards 
occasionally.  It hasn't helped.  They suck.  The MOM isn't watching, 
because the Orioles are so bad that their games are unwatchable.

> Amy
> who will be happy if her team even exists in April (Montreal)

If MLB weren't run by a bunch of death eaters, the Montreal Expos 
would have moved to my 'hood and become the Washington Senators by 
now.

--Joywitch, who is actually a Mets fan