baseball

[Amy Z]

Joywitch:

> Hah!  My pitching potion worked!  (as anyone who watched tonight's 
> game knows)  The Yankees are still alive, at least until tomorrow.

me:
 
> > You get a special dispensation for being a native New Yorker, but 
> now 
> > that you've relocated you are instructed to cheer for a nice 
> wholesome 
> > team like the Orioles.  The MOM is watching you.

Joywitch:
 
> I HAVE been cheering for the Orioles.  I even go to Camden Yards 
> occasionally.  It hasn't helped.  They suck.  The MOM isn't 
watching, 
> because the Orioles are so bad that their games are unwatchable.

I didn't say they were watching the Orioles--I said they were watching 
YOU.  <g>

Joywitch:

> If MLB weren't run by a bunch of death eaters, the Montreal Expos 
> would have moved to my 'hood and become the Washington Senators by 
> now.

Great, just great.  Not only are you cheering for The Embodiment of 
Evil (George Steinbrenner IS Lord Voldemort, isn't it obvious?), but 
you're trying to coax my team all the way to Washington and far out of 
reasonable driving distance.  Don't mess with me.  Your Yanks are 
doing it again and I'm in a baaaaaad mood.

Stirring up a counter-potion as fast as I can, and working on those 
hexes too,
Amy