Harry Potter Virus (funny)

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Haha...I saw this and thought I'd pass it on...

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Virus Alert!  

The Harry Virus: This virus just wants to be left alone. However, it
attracts other viruses to it.

The Ron Virus: This virus follows the Harry Virus. Will destroy random
programs if you make fun of him, especially of his financial status.
Will flash the blue screen of doom if the Hermione virus or the Draco
virus annoys it. Will shut off your computer if you ever call it the
"best friend of the Harry Virus".

The Hermione Virus: This virus will help you with your homework whether
you want it to or not. It will clog up your hard drive with random facts
and will flash random passages from "Hogwarts: A History"

The Malfoy Virus: This virus will turn your computer into a macintosh
saying that older is better. It will also not open up any webpages that
were made on a PC

The Draco Virus: This virus is an offshoot of the Malfoy virus. It likes
to brag about how special it is and likes to annoy the Ron, Harry, and
Hermione virus.

The Ginny Virus: This virus will do anything for the Harry Virus. It
just basically sits there and takes up space and works only as a part of
the Riddle virus

The Riddle Virus: This virus remains dormant until the Ginny Virus is
activated. It then uses the Ginny virus to destroy everything not made
by Microsoft.

The Lupin Virus: This virus is nothing but beneficial. It will help you
find programs and is generally a help program. However on the full moon,
it will destroy everything on your hard drive

The Sirius Virus: Is often blamed for the little things that goes wrong
on your computer. However, it is being mistaken for the You-Know-Who
Virus and the Wormtail Virus. It is actually a beneficial virus that
protects the Harry Virus. Is incredibly hard to find.

The You-Know-Who Virus: Its a completely useless virus without the
deatheater virus or the Wormtail Virus. If the Harry Virus is present,
it becomes an all powerful virus and destroys anything that is not made
by microsoft.

The Wormtail Virus: This virus is not well known for causing the little
disturbances in the computer. But is known to work for the You-Know-Who
Virus.

The Snape Virus: Your computer starts to act bitter and will insult the
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin virus. It will also call you
stupid while you do your homework.

The Deatheater Virus: While you are playing a game, the game crashes and
the Dark Mark appears on the screen.

The Fred and George Virus: You are constantly subjected to javascript
games and some work well some don't.

The Gilderoy Lockhart Virus: Your computer gets too vain to do what you
want. To top that off it will constantly print bad stories.