Viggo index

[davewitley]

Adana Robinson wrote:

> But, David, I'll send you a picture of the boots if you'll send me 
a picture of the straggly hair and beard (from the "Viggo" thread)...

Thatt's not so easy, but to help Adana, I have compiled the following 
list of comparisons, based on information given on this list.

Viggo: is half-Danish.
David: is half-Danish.

Viggo: spent early childhood in Manhattan.
David: has visited the American continent.

Viggo: has lived in S America.
David: see above.

Viggo: has lived in Denmark.
David: has lived in Denmark.

V: is an actor.
D: is not.

V: accomplished poet.
D: can do the odd silly rhyme.

V: accomplished photographer.
D: able to defeat the self-focusing mechanism of a modern camera with 
ease to produce a smudged, blurred tilted view of the ground worthy 
of a Box Brownie.

V: accomplished painter.
D: has painted walls, ceilings, doors and window frames.  Best when 
only using one colour at a time.

Viggo celebrity score: 2/8, or 25% - not as good as winning Witch 
Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, but it's a *start*, David, it's a 
*start*.

Ooop, missed one out:

Viggo: General Hottie
David: Lance-Corporal Lukewarm

Oh, well...

David