HP: Hot Pinups?

[flyingfordanglia]

Sheryll wrote:

<< While on the subject of the calendar, might I suggest we include 
Neil, in hair net and bunny slippers? I seem to recall him promising 
some of us photos and this would relieve him of the obligation to 
provide them. :D >>
 
Jeralyn (welcome back!!!) suggested:

<< Sheryl - I seem to recall that Neil *did* post such a picture in 
the files section of the main group for a rather short period of 
time.  You could always ask nicely, and maybe he'd post it again... >>

Oh dear.  I turn my back for a second and, and suddenly I'm a 
candidate for calendar pinup!  Would that this were real life...

Jeralyn is almost right: Demands for photographs of me in the hairnet 
and bunny slippers outfit were met by Doreen the Cornpatch Witch, who 
transplanted my head onto a large pair of legs with slippers and 
posted it somewhere.   

By the way, my body type (human form) is 'lump' rather than 'hunk', 
but if you want me on the calendar, I can attempt these poses:

(1) Alluring: Forefinger on chin, innocent, doe-eyed look;

(2) Hot: Half-off dungarees, covered in axle grease, holding two 
tyres;

(3) Cosy: Cable knit sweater, playing with kittens in front of a log 
fire;

(4) Rock: Thrusting crotch, leather trousers, industrial-strength 
guitar;

(5) Moody: boggle eye, wooden leg, grizzled hair.

The Mechanimagus