[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: HP: Hot Pinups?

Sheryll Townsend s_ings at yahoo.com
Sat Jan 5 11:30:18 UTC 2002


--- flyingfordanglia <neilward at dircon.co.uk> wrote:
> Sheryll wrote:
> 
> << While on the subject of the calendar, might I
> suggest we include 
> Neil, in hair net and bunny slippers? I seem to
> recall him promising 
> some of us photos and this would relieve him of the
> obligation to 
> provide them. :D >>
>  
> Jeralyn (welcome back!!!) suggested:
> 
> << Sheryl - I seem to recall that Neil *did* post
> such a picture in 
> the files section of the main group for a rather
> short period of 
> time.  You could always ask nicely, and maybe he'd
> post it again... >>
> 
> Oh dear.  I turn my back for a second and, and
> suddenly I'm a 
> candidate for calendar pinup!  Would that this were
> real life...

And who says we can't actually put you in a calendar?
Come on, if Amanda and I can come up with a way to
make snitch ornaments, surely we can manage to make
you calendar pinup?
> 
> Jeralyn is almost right: Demands for photographs of
> me in the hairnet 
> and bunny slippers outfit were met by Doreen the
> Cornpatch Witch, who 
> transplanted my head onto a large pair of legs with
> slippers and 
> posted it somewhere.   

I saw that, but it didn't count, as it wasn't really
you. :)
> 
> By the way, my body type (human form) is 'lump'
> rather than 'hunk', 
> but if you want me on the calendar, I can attempt
> these poses:
> 
> (1) Alluring: Forefinger on chin, innocent, doe-eyed
> look;
> 
> (2) Hot: Half-off dungarees, covered in axle grease,
> holding two 
> tyres;
> 
> (3) Cosy: Cable knit sweater, playing with kittens
> in front of a log 
> fire;
> 
> (4) Rock: Thrusting crotch, leather trousers,
> industrial-strength 
> guitar;
> 
> (5) Moody: boggle eye, wooden leg, grizzled hair.
> 
> The Mechanimagus

Sounds like you're well on your way to having a
calendar all to yourself. We just need to come up with
ideas to cover the other 7 months of the year.

Sheryll, up way too early and without the benefit of coffee

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