Mr. March Responds (was Re: Mr. February, shaving and Nominating Mr. March)

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--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "cindysphynx" <cindysphynx at h...> wrote:
> Now that we have found our Mr. January and Mr. February, we are 
> lacking our Mr. March.  I would like to nominate OT-Chatter's newest
> member and gorgeous hunk of man-flesh, Luke, as our Mr. March.
> Rumor has it that he is a cross between George Clooney and Russell
> Crowe, except that Clooney and Crowe are way too *old* to truly
> capture Luke's splendor.
> 
> As for the outfit, Luke would look special sporting a medium-size 
> polar bear skin and snow shoes.  Nothing else.

I am wholly convinced that Cindy's sole motivation in writing the 
above was to smoke me out of my lurking hole here.  Come now: 
patience!  I only joined OT-Chatter yesterday, and would certainly 
have begun posting without such . . . what do I even call it?  
Subversive tactics?

It occurs to me that anyone here who is not on the Elves, Mods, etc. 
List is now going to assuming that, in a brief flit of vanity (or 
worse, in an permanent state of vanity), I actually described myself 
as above.  I assure you all that I did not, and that descriptions of 
my resemblance to the aforementioned actors was both posited and 
perpetuated by dear and shameless flatterer Cindy herself, who has no 
idea what I actually look like, and if she did, would find said 
supposition to be quite mistaken.

However, I would be quite happy to fulfill the role of Mr. March if 
the money is right and if we can leave the polar bear skin out of 
it.  Perhaps we could exchange that ensemble for an Oscar De La Renta 
tux and a dry martini, shaken but not stirred?  Or is this supposed 
to be more risque than that?  Still, I don't abide by animal furs.

-Luke, feeling Shamelessly Exploited