Mr. March Responds (was Re: Mr. February, shaving and Nominating Mr. March)

[cindysphynx]

Mr. March wrote:

> It occurs to me that anyone here who is not on the Elves, Mods, 
etc. 
> List is now going to assuming that, in a brief flit of vanity (or 
> worse, in an permanent state of vanity), I actually described 
myself 
> as above.  I assure you all that I did not, and that descriptions 
of 
> my resemblance to the aforementioned actors was both posited and 
> perpetuated by dear and shameless flatterer Cindy herself, who has 
no 
> idea what I actually look like, and if she did, would find said 
> supposition to be quite mistaken.
> 

I can dream, can't I?  ::bats eyelashes::

> However, I would be quite happy to fulfill the role of Mr. March if 
> the money is right and if we can leave the polar bear skin out of 
> it.  Perhaps we could exchange that ensemble for an Oscar De La 
Renta 
> tux and a dry martini, shaken but not stirred?  Or is this supposed 
> to be more risque than that?  Still, I don't abide by animal furs.
> 
> -Luke, feeling Shamelessly Exploited

Oh, we have a tempramental one, do we?  That's OK, I like a 
challenge.  Tell ya what I'm gonna do.  We'll trade in the polar bear 
skin for a faux baby seal skin and a strategically-placed sandwich 
board that says, "Fur Kills!"  And since Mr. March drives a hard 
bargain, I'll throw in a "Dukakis/Benson" button, gratis.

Cindy (thinking she may have to start negotiating directly with 
Luke's agent)