"Alternative Arrangements" (a list of non-serious SHIPs)

[moongirlk]

Judy,

You're brilliant!  Thanks for the entertainment!  And to this one in 
particular:


<<One Christmas Eve, Snape's whole outlook on life is changed when he 
is visited by the ghosts of DADA professors past, present, and 
future. He sends an owl to Remus Lupin, with an apology and an 
invitation to Christmas dinner. He and Lupin develop a friendship, 
which blossoms into love. But, one fateful month they get so carried 
away with passion that Lupin forgets to take his Wolfbane potion. 
Lupin gives Snape a "love bite", but it all turns out for the best as 
Snape and Lupin frolic in the moonlit woods together each month. 
Snape muses on all those years he spent alone. "Why didn't I just let 
Remus bite me when we were 16?" he wonders.>>

I must add:
"Darn that meddling James Potter for pulling me out of that tunnel!"