Completing the blurb

[David]

Amy quoted Heidi, quoting Jo through the static:

> > "Thirty-eight chapters ... might change ... longest
> > volume ... Ron ...
> > broom ... sacked ... house-elf ... new teacher ...
> > dies ... sorry," 

and suggested:
> ROTFL!  Oh, that Jo is such a tease.  But we're so
> pathetic that tidbits like this are as an eight-course
> meal to a starving man.  Let's have some fun with it!

Indeed.

The Order of the Phoenix is composed of THIRTY EIGHT CHAPTERS of 
Death Eaters.  If they feel safe enough, they MIGHT CHANGE out of 
those hooded robes into something more cheerful for Voldemort's first 
anniversary.  In the new Sonorus competition the player with the 
loudest and LONGEST VOLUME enhancement is RON.  On a long walk, the 
flowering BROOM above Hogwarts provides a romantic backdrop for the 
ruckSACKED Hermione and HOUSE-ELF Dobby's first kiss.  The NEW 
TEACHER Flying Ford Anglia falls in love with the Hogwarts Express 
after it upgrades to DIESel power.  No-one is SORRY, least of all

David