Magical announcement

[mstattersall]

>June said (in reference to the appended bit of odd brilliance): 
> I hereby nominate you for the Order of Merlin (First Class) 
> and I hope that is unanimous.

Gnome matter what anyone else says, I second the motion and I *am*
unanimous in that.
Ms. Tattersall,
doing a convincing Mrs. Slocombe

> > Mr Ronald Rumgo, of the Ministry of Magic, today made the 
> following 
> > announcement.
> > 
> > "The Gnome Office wishes to clarify the situation with regards to 
> > Gnome Registration.
> > 
> > We have known gnomes, who are gnomes we know we know.  We also 
> know 
> > there are de-gnomed gnomes; that is to say there are some gnomes 
> we 
> > know we no longer know.  But there are also unknown de-gnomed 
> > gnomes - the ones we don't know we de-gnomed, so we think they're 
> > known gnomes when in fact they're known no more.
> > 
> > We wish to make clear that all known gnome de-gnomers know de-
> > gnoming unknown de-gnomed gnomes is a no-no."
> 
> RAOFLMAO.
> 
> 
> And aint you got no gnome to go to?