Magical announcement

[Shirley]

davewitley wrote:
> > Mr Ronald Rumgo, of the Ministry of Magic, today made the 
> following 
> > announcement.
> > 
> > "The Gnome Office wishes to clarify the situation with regards to 
> > Gnome Registration.
> > 
> > We have known gnomes, who are gnomes we know we know.  We also 
> know 
> > there are de-gnomed gnomes; that is to say there are some gnomes 
> we 
> > know we no longer know.  But there are also unknown de-gnomed 
> > gnomes - the ones we don't know we de-gnomed, so we think they're 
> > known gnomes when in fact they're known no more.
> > 
> > We wish to make clear that all known gnome de-gnomers know de-
> > gnoming unknown de-gnomed gnomes is a no-no."

June:
> RAOFLMAO.
> 
> I hereby nominate you for the Order of Merlin (First Class) 
> 
> and I hope that is unanimous.
> 
> June
> 
> And aint you got no gnome to go to?

Shirley:
DITTO!  and I'll third the nomination....  (Order of Mirth, maybe, 
too?)

Shirley, realizing, too late (once again), that I should *not* read 
these at work....