fanfic quotes! wheee!

[chanteuse thalia chaunacy]

here's the two that sprang to mind:

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"...Fifteen points from Gryffindor." At that, Snape turned quickly, his 
cloak creating a malevolently sinister ripple.

[Harry said,] "I bet he planned that on purpose. 'Exit stage left, cloak 
flourish.'" 

[ from 'A Lapse In Logic' by
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=913509&chapter=2 ]

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Ron could barely contain his rage. His voice was shaking. So were his 
hands. "Jesus Christ, Percy! Our eldest brother is getting married, for 
Gods sake, and you want to play Lets-Be-Better-Than-My-Family-because-
Im-In-Denial, or haven't you and your ever so smart Ministry friends 
figured it out yet? This is not the time to start disowning the rest of 
us!"

"Im not disowning anyone," [said Percy coldly.]

"What a shame!" Ron snapped, "because personally, Id love a good 
disowning right about bow. How about it, guys?" he swiveled around to the 
rest of his family. "Anyone up for a good disowning?" Fred gave George a 
nudge. They raised their hands. "Brilliant!" shouted Ron, "This is what I 
call family bonding!"

[ from 'Something Stupid' by PixiePoop
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1080719&chapter=1 ]

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i have a zillion and three other quotes, but most of them are taboo 
political schlotzsky. :)

here's one to grow on: 'While anyone can make offensive comments about 
me, or to me, they *cannot* offend me without my permission.' Howie Lhyte

thalia 'the reigning queen of quotes, over 300 hundred served' chaunacy