[HPFGU-OTChatter] fanfic quotes! wheee!

[IAmLordCassandra at aol.com]

Lol!  

here are a few of my favourites:  

(From Utee Pitcher and the Sorcerer's stoned by ker-plop (A Revolutionary 
Girl Utena and Harry Potter Crossover. Saionji as Hagrid and Utena as Harry)

SAIONJI: Because, Utee. Everyone knows about you. You were face-to-face with 
(lightning flashes and Saionji's voice grows loud and terrifying) HE WHO MUST 
NOT BE NAMED.
UTENA: Who's that?
SAIONJI: His name's Moldyfart. (Realizes that he just said the guy's name) 
D'OH!!!

There was another one I read...I don't remember who it was by and I can't 
seem to find it on ff.net again, but it was really funny. It was a classic 
'Snape teaches 'sex-ed' class. XXP The whole was pure gold. One of my 
favourite quotes went something like this: 

Lavender: We were wondering...ermm...if you could stop it from hurting... 

Snape: I'm going to assume you mean 'you' generally and are not addressing 
'me' specifically. 


heh-I dunno...it seems funny and snapeish at the same time to me XXP   

Then there's another 'Snape teaches sex-ed' one, written by AnGeLFiRe...I 
can't remember what it's called right now...but the quote is: 

Dumbledore: So for one day you shall be known not as the Potions Master, but 
the Se...er...Professor Snape. 



Also, lots of quotes in the fanfiction by the author named Quirrell-chan are 
very good. Am I saying this because *I* happen to be the author named 
Quirrell-chan? You bet. ^_~  

A friend of mine, Grace, and I wrote something that sort of made fun of a lot 
of the Harry Potter fanfics we've read. In it Severus Snape is actually the 
only sane person (compared to everyone else). It's called 'Quirrell Sex' 

Dumbledore: Ahh....about to have sex, eh? Well, I hope you have a condom! 

Snape: I DON'T NEED A CONDOM, I-! 

Dumbledore: Severus! I'm suprised at you! We're supposed to be teaching the 
children safe sex! 

Snape: There is no way I am having sex with- 

Dumbledore: Come on...I've got...BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR CONDOMS! 

Snape: 0_o; ....Bertie Bott's every flavour condoms?  

Dumbledore: Yes. I was very infortunate in my youth to come across a vomit 
flavoured one. Since then I've lost my liking for them. 

All: O_o;; 


Ok...we were very bored... 

~Cassie~ 



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