Mr. and Ms. Chamber of Secrets - I love the 80w

[darrin_burnett]

It's us, the D-man and the R-babe, bringing you Mr. and Ms. Chamber 
of Secrets. Is it just me or does that title sound kinda dirty?

Remember, this is HUMOR! We're not endorsing any SHIPS, so just keep 
your sick little minds to yourselves!

He...grew up an orphan, dabbled in the Dark Arts as a student, and 
preserved his young self in his little black book. And he STILL 
managed to possess a young girl and unleash a Basilisk on the 
school. Okay...what the <bleep> is a Basilisk?

She...was a blushing, starry-eyed red-head who poured her most 
private thoughts into a diary and was slowly possessed by the memory 
within. Lucky for her, my boy Harry saved her before she became a 
memory herself. Whatta guy.

We give you, Mr. and Ms. Chamber of Secrets, Tom Riddle and Ginny 
Weasley.

Darrin and Rachel
- Don't even start with the SHIP business on this one. He's a memory 
and she's eleven. Sick!