Mr. and Ms. Prisoner of Azkaban - I love the 80s

[darrin_burnett]

It's the D-Man and the R-Babe, bringing you Mr. and Ms. Prisoner of
Azkaban. Are you on the edge of your seat? Good, don't fall over.

Remember, no SHIPs in this dock!

He... sent hearts-a-flutter with his shabby clothes and sad, puppy-
dog eyes and deep dark secret. And ladies, we hear he's got a hell of 
a wolf whistle. But he's also got a wicked "dat time of the month" if 
you get our drift.

She... studied about 59 subjects at once, spinning her little thingy 
around her neck and still getting good grades AND helped save Sirius 
and Buckbeak. But best of all, she also slapped the taste out of the 
mouth of that little Nancy-boy, Draco.

We give you, Mr. and Ms. Prisoner of Azkaban, Remus Lupin and 
Hermione Granger.

Darrin and Rachel
- Remember, you sickos, this is humor and we are not advocating or 
opposing any SHIPs. Save it for the fanfics.