Opinions and a "real" HP fan.

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A Real Harry Potter Fan has several copies of OoP - their English 
copy, their American copy, a best copy, a reading copy and another 
reading copy in case the first should spontaneously combust at an 
inopportune moment. And an emergency spare copy.

A Real Harry Potter Fan lies awake at nights, worrying that there is 
an MI5/CIA plot to assassinate Jo before she reveals any more about 
the Ministry of Magic.

A Real Harry Potter Fan has a wand of dowel, with a core of dowel, 
lovingly fashioned by the spotty seventeen-year-old WandGiver at Home 
Depot.

A Real Harry Potter Fan doesn't fumble for their keys when they get 
home, they just say "Alohomora". And then fumble for their keys.

A Real Harry Potter Fan shouts out "yes, yes, yes" in the middle of a 
dinner party, when a particularly obscure bit of OoP suddenly makes 
sense to them and fits neatly into their Grand Scheme Of Things.

A Real Harry Potter Fan shouts out "yes, yes, yes" during sex, when 
a ...

A Real Harry Potter Fan doesn't eat quiche.

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