Application for a post at Hogwarts

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

Joywitch's cat, Chewie, jumps out of his hiding place and catches 
both Amy's and Wendy's owls.  Leaving them dazed and bruised, he 
takes the letters fastened to their legs in his teeth and brings them 
to Joywitch, who gives him a small, squeaky mouse.

Joywitch points her wand at Wendy's letter, and it dissolves into 
dust.  Then she waves her wand at Amy's letter, and the signature 
changes from "Amy Ziffenplatzen" to "Joywitch M. Curmudgeon."  She 
reseals the letter, takes an owl out of her pocket, fastens the 
letter to its leg, and sends it off to Hogwarts.

She gives Chewie another treat, then sends him back to his hiding 
place.

"We'll just see who's better at the Dark Arts," she chortles, as she 
sits down to wait.