Tourists (Question about a UK town)

[gulplum]

<snip my tourist anecdote>

As the eagle-eyed (heh heh) will have spotted, in my haste to be a 
smartarse to those tourists, I neglected one important piece of 
direction. There is no direct Metro train from the Champs Elysees to 
the airport. You need to change at Chatelet. 

:-)

The above was a deliberate separate (smartarse) post. When I tell the 
story "live", I always leave that as "dessert". :-)