Agent Mitzi DelBra

[Martha]

Iggy:

> On a side note, even though I've only gotten a chance to watch the 
first
> half of the first movie for LotR, I can't help but think one thing 
whenever
> I see Elrond:
> 
> "Oh my god!! Agent Smith took over the body of an Elf!!!"

Martha:

Iggy, I laughed out loud when I read this... :-)

However, my first thought when I saw Elrond - and indeed when I first 
saw Agent Smith - was of this:

http://www.angelfire.com/goth/trinitygoth/priscilla.htm

Additionally, Keanu Reeves is always, always Ted "Theodore" Logan. 
Therefore, The Matrix should have gone something like this in the 
World According to Martha:

Smith: Ah, Mr Anderson... We meet again. At first I was afraid, I was 
petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. 

Neo: Woah. Dude. This is most totally non, non, non, non-heinous.

Smith: Go on, now, go! Walk out the door! Just turn around now! 
You're not welcome any more!

And so on, and so forth. Would have been a much better movie, I feel.

~ Martha, who thought Neo was called "Neil" for a while. "My name... 
is... Neil!"