[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: the Harry Potter Movie Drinking Game

[Iggy McSnurd]

>June:
> And you both figure on being capable of reading by the end of Chapter
> 2?
>
> Congratulations.  I'm now surveying the very interesting underside of
> the table.
>

Iggy here:

*laugh*  That's why it's the HP *Movie* Drinking Game.

If I made it the *Book* Drinking Game, I'd be able to get a lot more
vicious, with things like:

Every time Peeves is rude... take a drink.

Every time Peeves plays a joke... take a drink.

Every time they mention Petunia's horsy teeth, take three drinks.

Any time one of the Dursleys gives Harry an ugly look... take 2 drinks.

Any time English slang that might confuse an American is used... take 4
drinks.  (You would *not* believe how long it took me to figure out the
exact definition of "snogging."  The first time I read it, I has an image of
Kreacher having a *very* intimate encounter with Mr. Black's pants... *ick*)

Any time you read something that can have a sexual double meaning... take
two drinks.  (You'll be in a coma halfway through Harry buying his first
"wand" in Ollivander's.)


And if I wanted to be *really* mean, I'd add the three following rules:

Any time someone's name is mentioned in a sentence, take one drink per name
mentioned.

Whenever a paragraph is started with an indentation, take a drink.

and last but not least...

Any time a punctuation mark is used, take a drink.  (Can you say "alcohol
poisoning" by the end of the first paragraph?)



'Nuff said

Iggy McSnurd