the Harry Potter Movie Drinking Game
junediamanti
june.diamanti at blueyonder.co.uk
Tue Nov 18 14:52:58 UTC 2003
This reminds me of one we played in college, called Jacks.
Requirement: one pack of stupid students, one pack of ordinary
playing cards.
To play: Deal the cards about the table, the first player to receive
a jack (or knave) nominates a drink (must be a spirit preferably),
the second player also nominates a drink as before. The third jack
recipient orders and pays for BOTH drinks in a glass, and the fourth
gets to drink them. Hic!
Second variation - I call this the Moscow Rules, I didn't play but I
was there. Any number of players: Each player takes one bottle of
Stolichnaya vodka and drinks it as quickly as they can. The first
player to pass out gets a mohican haircut courtesy of the other
players. This really happened, November 1984, Pushkin Institue of
Russian Language, Moscow. The "winner" was a very bizarre irishman
called Owen. I assure you, having a Mohican haircut in Soviet Russia
in 1984 was a very definite statement. If he's posting here, HI,
howarya.
June
>
> Iggy here:
>
> *laugh* That's why it's the HP *Movie* Drinking Game.
>
> If I made it the *Book* Drinking Game, I'd be able to get a lot more
> vicious, with things like:
>
> Every time Peeves is rude... take a drink.
>
> Every time Peeves plays a joke... take a drink.
>
> Every time they mention Petunia's horsy teeth, take three drinks.
>
> Any time one of the Dursleys gives Harry an ugly look... take 2
drinks.
>
> Any time English slang that might confuse an American is used...
take 4
> drinks. (You would *not* believe how long it took me to figure out
the
> exact definition of "snogging." The first time I read it, I has an
image of
> Kreacher having a *very* intimate encounter with Mr. Black's
pants... *ick*)
>
> Any time you read something that can have a sexual double
meaning... take
> two drinks. (You'll be in a coma halfway through Harry buying his
first
> "wand" in Ollivander's.)
>
>
> And if I wanted to be *really* mean, I'd add the three following
rules:
>
> Any time someone's name is mentioned in a sentence, take one drink
per name
> mentioned.
>
> Whenever a paragraph is started with an indentation, take a drink.
>
> and last but not least...
>
> Any time a punctuation mark is used, take a drink. (Can you
say "alcohol
> poisoning" by the end of the first paragraph?)
>
>
>
> 'Nuff said
>
> Iggy McSnurd
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