A fum little e-mail
Iggy McSnurd
coyoteschild at peoplepc.com
Wed Oct 15 03:47:43 UTC 2003
Hello all.
Iggy McSnurd here. Most of you probably know of me from the main list...
since I assume that's where all of you joined here from. *grin*
Well, the other day I glanced at the title of one of my books, and an
alternate popped into my mind. So, naturally, my warped brain took the idea
and ran with it. Here's what I came up with... let me know how you like it
and I'll send in more as I come up with an expanded list.
Iggy McSnurd
the Prankster
*****
Harry Potter spin-off books I'd like to see.
"The World According to Grawp"
A touching tale about a runt among giants, and a giant among men, and how
he seeks to understand his life.
"Lord of the Elves"
A sometimes humorous, but often serious and dark, story about Dobby and
Winky, as they cope with being stranded with a group of other House Elves on
a deserted island. This is a tale of their struggles against their fellow
Elves, who revert to a more primitive nature.
"A Clockwork Wand"
The Disturbing tale of Draco Malfoy and his Goons, and the eventual
attempts to use extreme measures at St. Mungo's to reform Malfoy from his
evil ways.
"Are You There God? It's Me, Hermione."
In this book, we follow a young witch, Hermione, as she strives to
understand the changes that come with puberty.
"The Diary of Ginny Weasley"
A firsthand account of the experiences and feelings of a young girl by the
name of Ginny Weasley, as she recounts her life during the second Wizard's
War to her diary, Tommy.
"The Scientist of AZ"
A story of Luna Lovegood and her pet Snorkak, Crumpy, who are transported
to a land of Muggles, named Arizona (but called AZ for short by the local.
"postal" service) by a passing tornado. There they struggle along the Black
Asphalt road in an attempt to find the Scientist who can send them back to
Hogwarts.
"Where the Forest Ends"
A collection of poetry by the Half-Giant, Hagrid. This book contains such
poems as "I'm Being Toasted by a Blast-Ended Skrewt," and " Santa and the
Centaur." Truly a collection that will be treasured by children of all
ages.
"The Sword of Gryffindor" (series)
This saga chronicles the War Mage, Harry, and the love of his life,
Hermione (the Mother Professor), as he discovers that he is the true wielder
of the Sword of Gryffindor. Harry struggles with his legacy as the Heir of
Lord Voldemort, and along with the now reformed Death Eaters, attempts to
save the lands from an ancient and powerful evil.
And for a few TV shows:
"H. R. Hufflepuff"
A show for kids where we follow the adventures of Helga R. Hufflepuff and
her young friend, Neville. Often taking place in her "magical garden," they
try to keep Neville's golden wand away from the evil wizard, Voldie-Poo.
"Mr. Dumbledore"
This sitcom is about the former Headmaster of Hogwarts, Mr. Dumbledore,
after his retirement. Once leaving his duties at the school, he joins on as
a butler for the Creevy family. Many hijinks ensue, and many touching
lessons are learned as Mr. Dumbledore takes young Dennis and Colin under his
wing.
"Hogwarts, 11320"
A drama with some comedic moments, this show follows the lives of six close
friends at Hogwarts. Ronald and his sister, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna,
and Neville all form close bonds and relationships as they make their way
through life and Wizarding school.
"Welcome Back Snape"
This sitcom with some serious themes, Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts
after a hiatus spying on the Death Eaters, only to find out that his former
job has been taken and the only one available is in teaching Remedial
Potions to a group of misfits collectively known as the StinkSaps.
"D*A*S*H"
Follow the sometimes funny, and sometimes serious lives of the members of
the Dumbledore's Army, Special House as they help keep people alive during
the second Wizard War. Spending much of their time near the front lines,
the members of this specially formed House of Hogwarts form close bonds and
friendships, as well as fun times together. Led by General Dumbledore, and
his second in command, Colonel Potter, these young students prove themselves
time and time again.
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