HUMOR: The High Stress Diet (thought you might enjoy)

[martha]

bboy_mn was kind enough to tell us all about the "stress diet" - 
which, as a professional dietician (NB - for "professional 
dietician", read "not a professional dietician"), I feel has a lot to 
offer -  but I feel I must point out a fatal flaw with the diet - it 
involves no exercise. I therefore add the following exercise plan to 
the diet. 

"STRESSERCISE" PLAN!

Clench buttocks for twelve hours.
Release for a count of one.
Clench again.

I am confident that anyone who carefully adheres to both plans should 
lose roughly 10lbs a day in weight. Possibly.

Hope that's helpful, which it isn't :-)

Ms Martha la Punka (still jealous of Tonks)