HUMOR: The High Stress Diet (thought you might enjoy)

[junediamanti]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Steve" <bboy_mn at y...> wrote:
> Knowing what high stress lives we all lead, I thought you might get
> some benefit out of this 'High Stress Diet'. I seems to work for me.
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> Subject: Stress Diet
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> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the
> stress that builds during the day.
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> BREAKFAST
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> 1 grapefruit
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> 1 slice whole-wheat toast
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> 1 cup skim milk
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> LUNCH
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> small portion lean, steamed
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> chicken with a cup of spinach
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> cup herbal tea
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> 1 Hershey's Kiss
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> AFTERNOON TEA
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> The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
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> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
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> DINNER
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> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
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> 2 loaves garlic bread
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> 1 family size Supreme pizza
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> 3 Snickers bars
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> LATE NIGHT SNACK
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> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
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> REMEMBER:
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> "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"
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> (I did not know that, really, I did not know.)
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> Send this to four people and you will lose two pounds.
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> Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will 
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> 10 pounds.
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> WARNING:
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> If you delete this page you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
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> (you want to take the chance?)
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> SEND IT ON OR GET FAT!
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> Just a thought.
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> bboy_mn

Oh, so that's the diet I'm on.  I was wondering what it was called.

June