Floral Wallpaper

[jdr0918]

<<<In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "ssk7882" <ssk7882 at y...> 
wrote:...I've been spending approximately 12 hours a day in a creepy, 
echoing, empty New House, attempting to remove the ghastliest 
imaginable floral wallpaper from every last room...imagine, if you 
will, a large house in which every last room was papered in a 
different floral wallpaper, each one more hideous than the last. And 
I do mean hideous.  These aren't quaint florals.  They aren't country 
florals.  They aren't your grandmother's florals.  They aren't nice-
old-lady-with-a-budgie florals.  They're just plain ugly 
florals...each one of these rooms also has floral carpeting. Again, 
no two of them alike.  Again, all of them unspeakably hideous.  And 
each one actually *clashing* with its companion wallpaper...each 
> room also has very heavy floral curtains.  Again, no two alike.  
And each set managing to clash with both the floral wallpaper *and* 
the floral carpeting. And there are also these little...*ruffs* along 
the ceiling line of each room.  Made out of wallpaper...lovingly (if 
not terribly precisely) cut with scissors to form scallop shapes.  
And then pasted onto the underlying wallpaper not only with the usual 
glue, but also with what appears to be smears of spackle or grouting 
or something of that sort...>>>

The Sergeant Majorette says

What's wrong with you people? Don't you know Muggle-repelling Charms 
when you come across them? (I hope you took pictures -- sounds 
epic...)

--JDR