HP merchandise

[Amy Z]

Martha, who wins Handle of the Month (that isn't Spoon Handle of the 
Month) for "fakeplastikcynic," wrote:

> (suddenly worried that everyone on this list is about to 
> turn around and say "actually I own a Wizard Spoon and it's the 
> coolest thing I've ever bought")

Actually I own a Wizard Spoon and it is quite problematic.  I can't 
eat my hot Grape Nuts without inadvertently performing a Hurling Hex 
in the kitchen.  Quite disastrous, I can tell you.

And as for what happens when one pops a Wizard Spoon into a Magic 
Dishwasher . . . <shudder>  You don't want to know.

Amy
another rant fan, who thanks Martha for a particularly good one