HP Filks Contest: Name that Goat-Page!

[Amy Z]

CMC wrote:

> On Harry Potter Filks this month, we're offering nine new filks 
> concerning Aberforth Dumbledore and his "inappropriate" goat-
charms.  
> When I do the next update, these filks will be moved to a page all 
> their own. I could title it something boring, like "Aberforth 
> Dumbledore," but that would totally fail to reflect the unique je 
ne 
> se quois quality of these goat-intoxicated melodies. 

ROTFL at Tin Can Alley.  However, I'll have a go at a couple more 
nominations:

My Heart Belongs to Nanny

Abe's Babe  (or Songs to Abe's Babe)

Since the pronunciation of "Aberforth" is only a shade less 
controversial than the pronunciation of "Voldemort," I also offer:

Inside Ab's Lab  (experimental charms, you know)

If it's permissible to name the page after one of the songs thereon, 
I'm also partial to:

The Love Goat

even though I steadfastly maintain that Ab/Abe's charms were G-rated.

Amy