HP Filks Contest: Name that Goat-Page!

[constancevigilance]

> 
> The Contest: Come up with a name for HPF's upcoming Aberforth 
> Dumbledore page. So far, the suggestions include
> 
> The Discreet Charm of Aberforth Dumbledore   - CMC 
> Tin Can Alley  - CMC 
> Aegospotamoi  - Haggridd (where the Athenian sailors went down for 
> the count during the Peloponnesian War?  - I confess to a weakness 
> for classical references.)
> 

OK. Advance notice - these are ba-a-a-ad.

1 - Horny filks
2 - Going Down on the Farm

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