HP Filks Contest: Name that Goat-Page!

[grannybat84112]

> > > The Contest: Come up with a name for HPF's upcoming Aberforth 
> > > Dumbledore page. So far, the suggestions include
> > > 
> > > The Discreet Charm of Aberforth Dumbledore   - CMC 
> > > Tin Can Alley  - CMC 
> > > Aegospotamoi  - Haggridd (where the Athenian sailors went down 
> > > for the count during the Peloponnesian War?
> > > 
> > 
> > Constance Vigilance
> > OK. Advance notice - these are ba-a-a-ad.
> > 
> > 1 - Horny filks
> > 2 - Going Down on the Farm
> > 
> 
> Pip!Squeak:
> 
> Go at that Goat
> 
> Then Her Mother Butted Me (inspired by the sort of folk song that 
> somehow never appears in printed collections)
> 
> Goat's Milk Filks

Because the Filkmaster himself confesses to a weakness for classical 
references, I feel free to refer to Edward Albee, that classic 
playwright of modern American theater. To wit:

Who Is Sylvia?

Grannybat