HP Filks Contest: Name that Goat-Page!

[bluesqueak]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "constancevigilance" 
<constancevigilance at y...> wrote:
> > 
> > The Contest: Come up with a name for HPF's upcoming Aberforth 
> > Dumbledore page. So far, the suggestions include
> > 
> > The Discreet Charm of Aberforth Dumbledore   - CMC 
> > Tin Can Alley  - CMC 
> > Aegospotamoi  - Haggridd (where the Athenian sailors went down 
> > for the count during the Peloponnesian War?  - I confess to a 
> > weakness for classical references.)
> > 
> 
> Constance Vigilance
> OK. Advance notice - these are ba-a-a-ad.
> 
> 1 - Horny filks
> 2 - Going Down on the Farm
> 

Pip!Squeak:

Go at that Goat

Then Her Mother Butted Me (inspired by the sort of folk song that 
somehow never appears in printed collections)

Goat's Milk Filks