Yo mama / Redneck Wizard Jokes

Iggy McSnurd CoyotesChild at charter.net
Mon Jan 12 14:54:33 UTC 2004


Iggy here:

Last night on the chat, we started coming up with "You might be a
redneck wizard..." and WW "Yo Mamma..." jokes.  I've attached what we
came up with so far at the end of this letter.  I'd like if others out
there can send in their contributions for me to add to a master list and
eventually post on the group in its entirety, and archive on the site
itself.

Thanks in advance for your contributions.

Iggy McSnurd



"You Might Be a Redneck Wizard..."


Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if you have a wand rack on your
broom. 

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your Animagus form is a coon
hound.

bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you wear your pointed hat
backwards

yolandacarroll: you might be a red-neck wizard if your wife is your
first cousin. Oh, wait that just means you're a pure-blood.

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your house crest has a six pack
of beer, and a fishing rod.

bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you smash your potion cup
against your forehead when you have finished chugging it

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your school trunk says "Igloo" on
the side and is held closed with duct tape

yolandacarroll: You might be a redneck wizard, if your Mom sweeps the
floor with your Nimbus 2000.

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your loincloth doubles as your
swimming suit.

bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you have fuzzy dice hanging
below your broom

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your favorite potion ingredients
are Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Budweiser...

yolandacarroll: You might be a redneck wizard if you try to rope a
centaur.

bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you have a pack of Luckies
rolled in your robe sleeve

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if you cut the grass in your front
yard, and find 52 broomsticks

Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your favorite spell is "accio
beer" 



"Yo Mamma..." 


sarcasticmuppet: you're momma's so fat she needs two portkeys to get
anywhere

sarcasticmuppet: yo momma's so ugly, a hippogryph bows to HER

Iggy: Your momma's so fat, she needs a bonfire to use the Floo network

sarcasticmuppet: yo momma's so stupid she saw a sign that said
"Quidditch World Cup - Left", so she went home.

megalynn44: yo mama's so fat she flies on a Hoover

Iggy: Yo mamma's so skinny, people keep mistaking her for a Nimbus 2000.

Iggy: Yo mamma's do stupid, even Trolls think she's slow.





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