Yo mama / Redneck Wizard Jokes

[dudemom_2000]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Iggy McSnurd" 
<CoyotesChild at c...> wrote:
> Iggy here:
> 
> Last night on the chat, we started coming up with "You might be a
> redneck wizard..." and WW "Yo Mamma..." jokes.  I've attached what 
we
> came up with so far at the end of this letter.  I'd like if others 
out
> there can send in their contributions for me to add to a master 
list and
> eventually post on the group in its entirety, and archive on the 
site
> itself.
> 
> Thanks in advance for your contributions.
> 
> Iggy McSnurd
> 
>*****\(@@)/*****

I knew I left the chat too soon! And Iggy, I knew you would work 
duct tape in there some how!

Here is mine:

You know you are a redneck wizard when you mend your invisibility 
cloak with duct tape.

Dudemom_2000

*****\(@@)/***** 
> 
> "You Might Be a Redneck Wizard..."
> 
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if you have a wand rack on your
> broom. 
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your Animagus form is a coon
> hound.
> 
> bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you wear your pointed hat
> backwards
> 
> yolandacarroll: you might be a red-neck wizard if your wife is your
> first cousin. Oh, wait that just means you're a pure-blood.
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your house crest has a six 
pack
> of beer, and a fishing rod.
> 
> bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you smash your potion cup
> against your forehead when you have finished chugging it
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your school trunk 
says "Igloo" on
> the side and is held closed with duct tape
> 
> yolandacarroll: You might be a redneck wizard, if your Mom sweeps 
the
> floor with your Nimbus 2000.
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your loincloth doubles as 
your
> swimming suit.
> 
> bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you have fuzzy dice 
hanging
> below your broom
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your favorite potion 
ingredients
> are Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Budweiser...
> 
> yolandacarroll: You might be a redneck wizard if you try to rope a
> centaur.
> 
> bohcoo: You might be a redneck wizard if you have a pack of Luckies
> rolled in your robe sleeve
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if you cut the grass in your 
front
> yard, and find 52 broomsticks
> 
> Iggy: You might be a redneck wizard if your favorite spell 
is "accio
> beer" 
> 
> 
> 
> "Yo Mamma..." 
> 
> 
> sarcasticmuppet: you're momma's so fat she needs two portkeys to 
get
> anywhere
> 
> sarcasticmuppet: yo momma's so ugly, a hippogryph bows to HER
> 
> Iggy: Your momma's so fat, she needs a bonfire to use the Floo 
network
> 
> sarcasticmuppet: yo momma's so stupid she saw a sign that said
> "Quidditch World Cup - Left", so she went home.
> 
> megalynn44: yo mama's so fat she flies on a Hoover
> 
> Iggy: Yo mamma's so skinny, people keep mistaking her for a Nimbus 
2000.
> 
> Iggy: Yo mamma's do stupid, even Trolls think she's slow.